STIRRING UP CONTROVERSY: DON'T EAT MEAT.

Hey all you llama loving lovers<3

it has been forever since we had last updated this marvelous blog, and well WE'RE BACK. Marty Jean Baker & Fran Nan Quaker have been up, up, & away these past couple months with loads to do. All for the llamas of course!

In our time out, we'd like to say hi on our time in(: The llama blog is very important to us and it is our job to keep you updated on going on. Since the summer is here, and all flights Peru have been canceled due to the sudden earthquake in VAChina, MJB&FNQ will be updating our llama blog more frequently.

YAY.

So to start off with our most controversial topic that might have you offended and sent off to the office is ; DON'T EAT MEAT. Yes, i do understand that this is a llama blog and llamas are meat and DUH! we'd protect them. But llamas, are very few of the animals being eaten, & this is a problem needed to be stopped. MJB&FNQ do not stand for such vulgar behavior towards any animal. DO NOT EAT MEAT. MEAT IS OUR FRIEND NOT FOOD. REAL GIRLS DON'T EAT MEAT. I DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT MY FRIENDS. I'D RATHER GO NAKED THEN EAT MEAT.

BLESS YOUR HEARTS.

Everyone have a great memorial day weekend. DON'T EAT MEAT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Woww! I cant even begin to think that Christmas time is here, right around the corner.
Marty Jean Baker & I have been very busy, trying to make sure every single mother fucking llama has a Christmas present under thier tree this year.
We are throwing our ANNUAL CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY ! Our theme this year is:
"STICK ME IN YOUR LLAMA STOCKING"
Thats right llama bloggers,
we will be handing out free stockings AND giving you great giveaways.

Our party is by invatation only- and VIP's will get to meet the famous Llama Mary and Llama Randy!
VIP's will also get a complimentary sleigh ride pulled by 8 llamas in the frosty Peruian Mountains! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR!

*If you are Jewish, and celebrate Hannakuh- we will not be having a Jewish party for you this year. So sorry, but the llamas will be too tired to be visited by a bunch of drunk Jews.


"HO HO HO! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
-Fran Nan Quacker & Marty Jean Baker

THANKSGIVING FEET

Hello Llama's,

well like our previous post has said "I can't believe it's November" and here we are today on November 26th getting ready to take the Llama's out on a hike. Marty & Fran (we) have so much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Family, friends, food, but most importantly LLAMA'S.

Life of a Llama Organization has been up and running since 2003 and with 6 years under our belt & soon to be seven, we thank you so much for sticking with us.

With December around the corner, we decided to plan big for the next month. Marty Jean Baker and & Fran Nan Quaker have decided to host our first ever NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH in the Everest Mountains. & guess what? All 7, 040 members of life of a llama org. is invited! <3>

With that, we are all very excited to kick-off the Holiday season with a lovely llama walk into the woods and to come back and sit on our snug bums and have a nice, juicy, turkey.

HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING EVERYONE AND MAY YOUR TURKEY & LLAMA WALK BE DELIGHTFUL: WITH TONS OF LOVE,

MARTY JEAN BAKER & FRAN NAN QUAKER, & THE REST OF THE LLAMA ALOHA STAFF.

HAPPY NOVEMBER BITCHESSS!

Wow, it's already November :) gorgeous, sweet smelling air, pumpkin patches, and most importantly the birth of new llamas all over the nation!

Yes, November is the season of Llamas love making. Llamas do not use protection and at Life of Llama Organization the llamas are free to run all around the ranch free styling on eachother while creating new lives of llamas for life of a llama. It's a gorgeous thing and we want to share it with you!

Here's how:

send us an email at our shoutouts spot!

then give us a full list of information about yourself, don't worry no credit card, last name, etc.

just some basic questions and answers so we get a feel of who you are.

1,200,000 lucky people who will do this will be able to take home 1 fresh out of the womb LLAMAS to keep for eternity!

We will keep you posted.

For now do the above ^^ and check out our new youtube on how to be healthy for swine flu! You and Your llama can be healthy, have a great. cheerio-mate

username: emmielovestayy

named after our two new llamas!

marty jean baker and fran nan quaker. buffy ling got eatin by a llama and is no longer working with Life of Llama Org :)

It's Been Awhile!

(i know i shouldn't have kept you waiting, but i'm here now)- britney spears.

well,

yes it has been a long time since we updated the llama blog. WHY?

because Fran Nan and I (marty jean baker) have just came back from a long LLAMA SEARCH in Peru. It took us a while to find the best llama, but after a long time searching we found our new spokes llama straight out of your mother's vagina.

that's all for now, but since we just got back from Peru we will be making more frequent updates.

PLUS: halloweenie is right around the corner and we're all ready to show people what we're made out of at the ANNUAL HALLOWEENIE FEAST! don't forget to bring your bones.

halloween contests and winners will be put up soon (:

love,

Marty Jean Baker and Fran Nan Quaker<3

FUCK EM'

hey llamas, sorry for the long, long, long time since we didn't post. but we needed too. so here we go, your probably wondering like what is wrong with mjb and fnq. well...

the title is that ^^ because ..... it's for the haters. not just life of llama organization, but EVERYBODY's . it's time we fucking grow up, llamas are dying every second we spend hating each other. 

love who you are. love your haters. LOVE IT. you know your that "shit" when people you don't even know hate you. 

be strong. be hated.

SPOOK-TACULAR LLAMA

toxic. intoxicate me now. i think i am ready now. oooh, love what you do. don't you know that you're toxic? boy you looked right through me, played it cool, but i knew i knew you knew that cupid hit me. fallin' in love, you got me slippin, fallen, fumblen, so in love with you. 

HELLO LITTLE SEXY LLAMAS, THIS IS YOUR 2 AND ONLY MARTY JEAN BAKER AND FRAN NAN QUAKER . MARTY JEAN BAKER HAS A NEW EMAIL; MARTYJEANBAKER@YAHOO.COM

SO E-MAIL THAT E-MAIL OR FRAN NAN'S EMAIL IF YOU HAVE ANY IMPORTANT LLAMA QUESTIONS.

SO IT HAS BEEN  AWHILE SINCE WE HAVE UPDATED THE BLOG, AND SORRY BUT IT HAS BEEN SO BUSY WITH OUR NEW LINE COMING OUT, FOR LLAMAS AND PEOPLE. BUT HEY WE HAVE THE CHANCE NOW TO UPDATE YOU!

WE HAVE ALOT OF STUFF WE NEED TO SAY SO FIRST THINGS FIRST; SINCE IT IS THE MONTH OF GORGEOUS OCTOBER WE HAVE SOME EXCITING PLANS.

OK, SO MARTY JEAN BAKER BUFFY LING FRAN NAN QUAKER HAVE A NEW MEMBER TO THE BIG LLAMA FAMILY WHO IS SO IMPORTANT TO US SHE RECENTLY BECAME V.P OF LIFE OF A LLAMA ORGANIZATION! GIVE IT UP FOR JADE DIAMON RUBY!

• NEXT, FOR OCTOBER WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PARTIES. THE FIRST IS ON 10/20/08 IT "WILL BE DRESS UP LIKE A LLAMA FROM A MAMA" SO BRING GIFTS AND REMEMBER THERE WILL BE A HUGE CARNIVAL, PARADE, AND A BEAUTIFUL PICK A PUMPKIN PATCH AND LLAMA'S TO HELP YOU CARRY THOSE PUMPKINS OF  YOURS ;) 
  
• 10/31/08 IT IS LIFE OF A LLAMA ORGANIZATIONS 1RST ANNUAL "HAPPY HALLOWEENIE" PARTY. THIS WILL BE HUGE AND WE PULLED 28 STRINGS, AND THIS MEANS THAT THE "HAPPY HALLOWEENIE PARTY" WILL BE HOSTED IN ALL 50 STATES!!!!!!! CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS TO SEE WHERE, BUT THE TIME IS 6:00PM. THERE WILL BE A CARNIVAL, PARADE, ORDERVES, LLAMAS!, CONTESTS. IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN SO BRING THE FAMILY DOWN. THIS IS A GREAT TIME FOR BONDING, WITH THOSE MOST IMPORTANT THING...LLAMAS. BONDING TIME WITH THE LLAMAS NOT ONLY IMPROVES READING SKILLS BUT GIVES YOU A BETTER HEART. SO COME ON DOWN TO "HAPPY HALLOWEENIE" PARTY. MARTY, FRAN AND THE REST OF THE CEO ARE GOING TO BE ATTENDING TO THE VEGAS "HAPPY HALLOWEENIE" PARTY! SO PLEASE COME AND HAVE THE HAPPIEST HALLOWEEN EVER. ***HAPPY HALLOWEENIES GAURANTEED WHEN YOU LEAVE!
• 11/9/08 THE LLAMA LOVING LOVER SMASH HIT ALBUM WILL BE IN A STORE LOCATED NEAR YOU. SORRY WE DIDN'T GIVE THAT MUCH INFO AND UPDATES ABOUT THE ALBUM, BUT MORE WILL BE POSTED AS WE GET INTO THE SEASON OF NOVEMBER. 

HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN, AND AN AMAZING FALL! AND DO NOT FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR THE "LICKING LLAMA" RAFFLE. THE DEAD LINE IS ON THE 19TH OF OCTOBER! WINNERS OF THE RAFFLE RECIEVE AN AMZING SURPRISE AND DO NOT FORGET TO SEE WHO WON ON THE 20TH OCTOBER ON THIS BLOG!

---LOVE THE STAFF

MARTY JEAN BAKER FRAN NAN QUAKER BUFFY LING JADE DIAMOND RUBY-AND ALL THE MEMBERS FROM LLOL.